Eugene the Liar
Eugene told a lie to his mom
Eugene told a lie to his dad.
On Monday, he lied to his teacher,
Eugene could lie without feeling bad.
He told Ms. Munsen grand tales
Of how his school work was all done.
Eugene really watched TV
And played games he thought were fun.
He told his mom a story
How he had taken out the trash.
He told his dad a whopper,
How he had cut the grass.
Eugene lied to his sister
He had not been in her room.
Eugene lied to his brother
His brother threaten him with doom.
Eugene cried to his father
Dad I was just having some fun
Hold on Eugene said his father
As he paddled Eugene’s naked buns.