I is for Iphone

Look at your daddy’s Iphone

The screen is so shiny and bright

His Iphone is loaded with colorful apps

His Iphone has tons of pictures of you and your mommy

Know what else his Iphone is full of?

Super infectious microscopic bloodsucking insects

The only way to stop them is to drown them

So hurry, grab that phone and soak it in the toilet before they spread

And flush

This is my poor attempt at tribute to Uncle Shelby’s ABZ book.

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