I is for Iphone
Look at your daddy’s Iphone
The screen is so shiny and bright
His Iphone is loaded with colorful apps
His Iphone has tons of pictures of you and your mommy
Know what else his Iphone is full of?
Super infectious microscopic bloodsucking insects
The only way to stop them is to drown them
So hurry, grab that phone and soak it in the toilet before they spread
This is my poor attempt at tribute to Uncle Shelby’s ABZ book.