MICRO-HUMOR

Die for Dye

A fifty-word humor story

image by Ulkar — purchased by the publisher

“Ain’t you gonna dye today, dad?”

“Why the hell would I die today? My great-granddad lived for one hundred and three years, my granddad for ninety nine years, and my dad for ninety years. I would outlive my great-granddad.”

“Hey, dad! Relax. I just wanna borrow your hair dye brush.”

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