World’s Shortest Fairy Tale!!

(Source: WhatsApp Forward Message)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “NO!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot…. and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted and farted at his own sweet will.

THE END!!