Ranting Soccer Dad
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Ranting Soccer Dad

Youth soccer club name awards

Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash

Who has the quirkiest club names? The most European? The most American? The most boastful?

I’m building a directory of youth clubs that now has 875 entries, with a colorful range of names. Only 100 of them have the word “United.”

From that, I’ve come up with some award categories.

These aren’t value judgments. Personally, I think some of these names are really

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Beau Dure

Beau Dure

Author of sports books, slayer of false narratives, player of music