Humpty Dumpty – the extended cut
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall.
All the king’s horses and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
They took all the pieces down the hill,
To a man who lived there named Fix-it Bill.
Bill looked at the mess and quite despaired,
He never thought he’d have Humpty repaired.
He put all the pieces up onto his table,
He made a glue out of syrup-of-the-maple,
He stuck Humpty together but could still the cracks,
So he melted a candle and covered him in wax.
He polished him up and he shined him some more,
But Humpty was slippy and fell on the floor.
With a crack and a splat,
Bill knew that was that,
So he decided to have