Super Bowl XLIX Commercial Breakdown

Every year the Super Bowl gives half it’s audience the perfect opportunity to stretch their DVR Thumbs to skip past sports unto pure creative marketing genius.

While we didn’t have any exposed pop stars, deflated balls or power outages this year we did have quite the overlap of commercial themes with a few roses among the thorns.

Here’s my Super Bowl XLIX Commercial Breakdown

Inspirational Voiceovers: 2

Turn Down For What: 2

Skittles: 2* (1 paid, 1 earned)

Kardashian Appearances: 1

Car Ads: 894

Walter Whites: 1

Tear Jerker Beer Commercials: 1

Blade Runners: 2

Sequel Trailers: 5 (Jurassic World, Terminator, Furious, Pitch, TED)

Mexican Avocado Commission Goes for Broke: 1

Pro Fatherhood Commercials: 3

Puppies: 17

Sodas with Super Powers: 2

God Sponsored By Morphie: 1

See ya next year guys!