Sneaker Pimps are Almost Extinct
The hunt for an endangered species
Tell me, have you ever seen a sneaker pimp? Don’t get the wrong idea. These pimps don’t deal in ladies of the night. Though they may encounter them on their nightly strolls and even befriend a few, the sneaker pimp likes to pimp out colorful sneakers, which are in high demand.
Sneaker pimps are known for having dreadlocks and wearing fedora-style hats with a few feathers tucked in for good luck. They sleep in hidden alcoves during the day and hawk their wares at night.
You would expect a sneaker pimp to deal in Nike, Adidas, or maybe even Sketchers. But no, no one knows where they get their sneakers from.
These sneakers are of the finest quality and built to last. The shoes are often bright and colorful. Many celebrities can be found wearing these goods from the sneaker pimp.
Yes, the sneakers look pretty mythical. Athletes claim these shoes improve their game. You can understand why these sneakers are in high demand.
However, sneaker pimps have become an endangered species. With crime and violence, as it is today, sneaker pimps want nothing to do with local authorities.
The sneaker pimps have always been hard to find. Due to the demand for sneakers…
