Some Kinds of Relatives

On a humorous note.

Zeem
Read or Die!
2 min readDec 14, 2023

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We all are blessed with some clowns called relatives by birth.

I always label relatives as spices in a recipe.

Our life will miss its charm if we subtract these creatures from it. Because there will be no more hurdles to achieve or enjoy anything.

So, here I am going to represent some species of this kingdom. Apology in advance if I hurt anybody’s sentiments.

The Hypocrites:

A great number of our near and dear ones belong to this category.

They are amazingly talented liars.

For example when you will show them your newly bought dress. They will shower it with praise.

But as soon as they get a chance they will explain every detail of your dress as garbage to others.

Do you have any?

The Blunts

They are the dangerous ones.

Because they think that they are straightforward but no they are something much more than that.

For example, when you come in front of them with your newly dyed hair color they will criticize it in front of a whole crowd.

The best way to save yourself from this kind of relatives is to stay away from them, especially at family gatherings.

Do you agree?

The Angry Birds

They are the real troublemakers.

They usually suffer from fits of anger often.

Mostly they show their anger at the time of family functions.

They always want us to give them special protocol to attend any ceremony otherwise they create a scene by not showing up.

In my case, they are my Mother’s brothers. What about you?

The stand-up Comedians

They are the official comedians of any family.

They want us to laugh at their silly jokes.

If we don’t laugh, they do their best to make us do by crossing their limits in comedy.

But eventually, we feel compelled to do that to save ourselves from more funny torture hahaha.

The Sweethearts

They are so rare.

But they are the best part of our lives.

They are the ones who show up on our every tough time and give us support.

They try their best to save us from every humiliating situation.

They actually make us smile by giving us sunshine of hope in uncontrollable scenarios.

They are the actual blessing and beauty of life.

I am sure that you will so many related to every category rather than the last one.

Am I right?

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Zeem
Read or Die!

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