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The Best President You’ll Never Have

Introducing Me!

Misty Rae
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I’ve often thought about running for political office. No, seriously. I have. I have the education, the skills, the common sense and the compassion to make a great leader.

I also get really pissed off when things are run poorly. Which is all the damn time.

I raised 3 boys. I’ve drug myself from the trailer park to the courtroom with sheer grit and hard ass work.

I know what it’s like to be so poor that you can’t even afford hope. And I know what it’s like to think spending $1500 on a purse is tossing a bit of pocket change around.

I AM THE AVERAGE VOTER.

And I have to be better than what the US is getting.

So, when Ruby Noir 😈asked:

Write about a better candidate to lead the free world than the orange monstrosity that was elected and the musky puppeteer behind the curtain. This can be anyone or anything up to and including pets, random computer software, and/or office supplies.

I had no choice but to nominate myself.

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