AssalamoAlikum. I need to address my audience about the reason I have been absent… I will try to explain things as I go on but these are without an order so try to connect the dots.
So. What was I doing for the past few months? Ahem, let me correct myself past year. Yikes. It’s been that long? My sincere apologies….
SIKE I HAVE A VALID REASON AND APOLOGIES ARE MERE EXCUSES. I WILL TELL YOU NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
Alright now that we have taken the initiative that I will tell you the reason.
So, it was 1899… In the wild west…. Ruled by the outlaws…
Tu dum. Wao wao wa wa. Two men face each other head to head…. It’s a duel that decides their fate…Wait- this isn’t what I was gonna talk about. Damn it.
Alright let’s get the momentum back. So what happened was I was out in the jungles of the Amazon rainforest… The scenery was beautiful and the forest was brimming with life. It was paradise on earth…. But not for long…
One day while we were travelling at night, we stumbled across a swamp, pretty common you might say, Welp it had crocs in em. Big Gators…. As a matter of fact I have a pun for them. But out of pocket but you need to listen to this.
It goes like this: What do you call an alligator that is a detective?
An investigator.
AÆÆHÆAHAÆAÆÆHÆAHAÆ
Not funny.
Anyways… (yes its back, deal with it)
We were confused and worried about what to do next. One of us decided to call it a day and go take some rest. ( Call it a day is slang or a way of saying “to put an end to something”) So we camped nearby and went to sleep.
Suddenly, In the darkness of the moonlight we saw the native Amazon tribe men….
Believe me when I say that they are scary men. They are beasts.
We knew we were done. These people are cannibals and are not humane. They have their own culture, language, everything. They are scary men. So we were pretty scared.
In the blink of an eye… they snatched me and took me away…. I thought that this is it. I’m dead.
But luckily they were just confused as to why we were there in the first place. Fortunately, they weren’t hostile…. Fortunately…. Phew… So, I went back to my friends the next day… they started crying, they thought that I was gonna die. It was a miracle that I survived. Since then this incident haunts me to this day….
So, how’s my story telling? I was lying.
I said I will tell nothing but the truth but did I say I’ll tell it right now? Nope.
Well I’ll tell you now.
It was because of “ Studies” and “Personal Affairs” not affairs like I didn’t get married or some like that, affairs as in matters that I can’t discuss here. I’ll still try to explain them.
Some personal things came and I became so busy that I didn’t have the time to continue doing this. Now I’m free for a while. So I’ll start uploading more stories. They may or may not be true. Depends upon how much you trust the internet.
I’ll try to upload more in the future. I apologize for the anticlimactic reasoning. It happens to the best of us.
I’ll keep this short.
Thank you for your support. I appreciate it.
Till next time.
Allah Hafiz.