Jun 19, 2017
The 10 Hottest Dirty 30 Competitors Ranked By The Fans
I love you guys. I, the weirdo that I am, may have accosted you, and slid into your DM’s to force you to rank every single competitor by hotness. I had people separate into two genders, rank 1–15, then from there, whoever had the lowest composite score would be by “math”, the hottest. Except, I removed the highest 3 scores, and lowest 3 scores to remove any scores that would skew the general consensus of how a competitor was vied.
I had 60 people rank the girls, and 43 people rank the guys, 30 women and 30 men. Turns out heterosexual men sometimes don’t feel comfortable ranking how hot other guys are, a problem I do not have. I’m only going to be revealing the top 5 of each sex, mostly due to the fact that once it gets lower it gets super subjective, and we also don’t need to rank beautiful people as being the least beautiful. Let’s celebrate the hottest.
This is about current hotness, not prime hotness. If we were talking prime hotness, then CT and Veronica would most likely blow everyone out of the water. We are talking who you would want to fuck or make an Instagram fan page of, right now. Here we go!
5. Amanda Garcia & Johnny Bananas
Back in the day, Bananas won the award for hottest male during the Real World 20 year anniversary awards. How he won with guys like CT, Landon, Frank R, Alton, and others around; it’s hard to comprehend why they gave it Johnny, besides complete recency bias. The crazy thing is, I don’t even think Johnny was the good looking then. Around Exes 1, his body had a massive transformation, trimming down into a fitter, better looking self. Bananas from Free Agents on, has really put himself together well, his hair is looking good, has a nice poof to it, and he’s the found the right amount of beard and scruff to have.
What shocked me was the amount of love that Amanda got. She never dropped below 8th for anyone that ranked her. Even more surprising was that many people who ranked her highly in the looks department, said they hated her. There might be something deeply psychological there, regardless, she’s bae af.
4. Jenna Compono & CT Chris Tamburello
The “Barbie Beast” was never ranked #1 by anyone, rarely got #2’s, and never got ranked lower than 7. Her and Amanda after being ranked by 60 people, had a difference of one points. One’s a nurse, the other is a model, life is crazy. Jenna is known for her booty, which is probably as much of a fan favorite as her.
CT, even with the dad bod makes women nervous. Some men too.
3. Tori Deal & Jordan Wiseley
Had it not been for the mustache, I personally believe there would have been a great chance that Jordan would be ranked #1. When he entered the Challenge house, he looked good, however, his eyebrows were a bit too long and thick. Since then he’s become a model and actor, meaning he has worked to look more pretty in recent years. Jordan has nice abs, nice arms, and a cheeky smile that will get on your nerves.
When it comes to Tori, being the new hot person on the market will generally gain your attraction. Her eyes, her hair, and her booty have caught the eyes of males. She ranked highly across the board.
2. Cara Maria Sorbello & Cory Wharton
When it came to the rankings, Cara Maria had the most variable response out of any of the top 5 girls. Nobody really ever ranked the other girls lowly, except Cara Maria had some low scores. How did she end up #2? She had an exorbitant amount of #1 ranks. People either love or hate her. I would argue that Cara Maria is probably the most popular Challenge female currently among fans. Laurel and Emily aren’t around enough, Jenna isn’t a strong personality, Camila is hated, Ashley and Amanda don’t have the raw numbers, and Paula/Nany are retired. Cara’s hot and popular.
What can I say about Cory? Dude has killer dick game, and from his 4 seasons (3 Challenge and 1 Real World), he’s averaging 1.25 confirmed sexual partners a season, with even more unconfirmed.
1 Kailah Casillas & Dario Medrano
Once I removed all the lowest scores, Kailah did not rank lower than 5th by anyone. She’s in every single person’s top 5. Maybe it’s unfair as she models and we’ve gotten to see a lot her. Regardless, this girl is pretty caliente. Whether it’s her booty, her hair, her hips, or her personality, fan are attracted to Kailah and her look.
Dario ended up #1. This happened. He barely edged out Cory and Jordan. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s been taking photos with the beautiful Ashley K for the last 6 months that it has made him appear hotter than he is. Overall, people love Dario as he is their Dominican dream. Great smile, great style, and even better attitude from Invasion to now.
