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Coffee

Euphemism at its finest

I love coffee. I need it to function. I am addicted to it. Can say most of that about sex, too, but I can’t say it’s an addiction. More of a “nice to have.”

It’s easy to keep coffee in stock. Keeping a steady supply of sex can get a little more complicated. I have not had that much trouble with this, and some credit for that has to go to my friend “Pete.” We met on OkCupid, went on a…