Please Don’t Message Me “Hi” or “Hey” on a Dating App
C’mon, you can do better.
Sep 3, 2018 · 4 min read

Scenario: You’ve taken the plunge and downloaded a dating app. (Congratulations/I’m sorry) Within a day, you receive the following poetic messages:
A. “hey!”
B. “hello how’s ur weekend been”
C. “hi I’m Ryan*! how’s it going?”
D. “hey there beautiful. let’s talk — John*”


