AIRPLANE CHIP MESS UP

RSH
Redpasta
Published in
2 min readApr 16, 2018

Once there was some people bording a plane that gave out chip and when they did it was sooooooooooooo bad that all of them jumped out the plane at 333343333233333333333333333333333333399999999999999 miles in the sky.

It felt like the plane gave one big sneeze, with legs and suitcases flying out the emergency exits. Crumbs of cookies remained in the plane, sad and lonely. Suddenly, a pigeon flew directly into the scrambled passengers, and one by one, large birds — maybe dinosaurs — dived under each passenger to give them a lift. They charged very reasonable rates, only one pretzel and one diamond and one sword per ride.

Only but when they gave it they gave them the sharp part and then they”l say”he ran into my knife he ran into my knife 10 times.

“You’re a chicken!” yelled the pigeons, before they abandoned the passengers and dove into the passing plane to eat up the crumbs. “Now what?” asked Frederick, a tiny child with a loud voice who was falling at 333333339999 miles per hour from a chippy plane. “I know,” said his sister, a world famous soccer player, “kick your legs super fast and we’ll become HUMAN HELICOPTERS.”

All thoe it wont feel very good . Because upside down being steped on is bad.I know said the pigeon and a rain of seeds came falling down.

Upside down being stepped on is one of the rare consequences of plane travel and also of bad chips. That’s why airlines should always be very vigilant about their snack packs otherwise ya know pigeons might get trapped in a plane and human children might become HELL i copters. The near terrible end before the great ending.

Then the pigeon said wel””””l wel”l nnnot reaaly and then he popped on everyone even the “HELLOCOPTER”at 67 miles left.AND SOOO…….OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The humun ….unwisely did’t take the seeds but HE DID!Seeds rained and rolled him to his destiny.

He face planted into the ground, which was lucky for a human full of seedlings because then they would sprout into daffodils, dill, mint, hay, and corn, if they were lucky. Suddenly, one seedling sprouted immediately into the shape of an unexpected giraffe. This was shocking. Whoever heard of a giraffe seed growing from 1 second in the ground? He figured it was from the sheer impact of landing out of a plane, and that must have startled the earth into speeding up its harvest season.

Heeerrrreeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeee a noise said griffers that jump out of the plane.how did they come from canada said….. Then the griffers said we wer going sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fast that we went diaganall.Hey you messt up my math!9 people mineus 5 griffers.

35 sheep appeared on the hill about minus 5 griffers. “OCTAVIUS SPELLAMUS!” yelled the shepherd. Poof. A toilet appeared and it came with rules. The sheep promptly lined up to use the toilet, and the human had never before witnessed sheep lining up so nicely. The second rule of sheep toilet was no wool clothing allowed.With a happy ending.

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