The ultimate guide to 5-a-side team names

(This list initially featured on 5-a-side.com’s blog. Check them out for all things 5-a-side.)

This list has been broken down into 6 sections, pick your favourite.

1. Player-Puns
2. English Teams
3. European Teams
4. ROW Teams
5. The Random Ones
6. The Funny Ones

Player-Pun Team Names (Current Players)

• Petr Cech Yourself
• Who ate all Depays / Walking in Memphis Depay / Depay in the Sky
• Rodallega Bombs
• Chamakh My Pitch Up
• Mirror Signal Malouda
• Schezney Hawkes / Sanchez-ny Hawkes
• Benteke Fried Chicken
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
• Making Emile of it
• Xavi Dodgers
• Haven’t Got a Kalou
• Moves Like Agger / Agger Diouf Diouf Diouf
• Dembele Galaxy
• The Odem Chickenwingies
• Phantom of the Chopra
• Baines on Toast
• Lads on Toure
• Nice to Michu