Being a humorist requires thick, lemon-like skin.
Brace yourself for the opportunity of a lifetime.
Collar-Popping Techniques For All Occasions
#Wendy’sResidency The resident will be supplied with a private booth, a 96 oz soda, and a golf pencil with which to record the inspiring…
Lean in, you big terrible lizard.
In listicle form. Because millennials.
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You shouldn’t have. No, really.
Justin Bieber, the Canadian-born pop sensation, appears at the summit of Mount Zion in a cloud of smoke and pyrotechnics.
One bird will fly no more.
Candy ethics: Is candy exempt from morality?
The Federally Administered Tribal Areas of Northwest Pakistan prove too difficult a delivery address.
It’s almost as if these films don’t require a writer capable of coherent thought.
Cold and sweet, was this blood pressure treat.
Ted <comma> there’s been an accident <period> We need to talk <period>
Eyes up here, ladies.
Listen up, pencil dick. It’s time to can the act.
The production process seemed simple enough. Why stop at cats?
Baby, sit with Yoda, you will. Talk we must. There is another.
It’s a bad day on a good street
Did we learn nothing from Carl’s grisly demise? Nothing at all?
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