Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus — Rejected by McSweeney’s, and Other Failed Acts of Humor — Medium

Jack Loftus on Apr 4

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Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus

Lean in, you big terrible lizard.

Demonstrative Valuepropadacdyl

Supplicatory Sauropod

VelociraptoROI

Confrontational Curmudgeadon

Gutless Groveltor

Kloutascorus maximus

Kissmyassateryx

Beg Andpleadasaurus

Megalomanicadon

Sleep Your Way to the Triceratops

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