Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus

Lean in, you big terrible lizard.

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Demonstrative Valuepropadacdyl

Supplicatory Sauropod

VelociraptoROI

Confrontational Curmudgeadon

Gutless Groveltor

Kloutascorus maximus

Kissmyassateryx

Beg Andpleadasaurus

Megalomanicadon

Sleep Your Way to the Triceratops

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Jack Loftus
Rejected by McSweeney’s, and Other Failed Acts of Humor

Senior copywriter. McSweeney's contributor. Former Gizmodo, GamePro, Everest Poker guy. Ever the cynical optimist.