The Fighting Bush: The Ultimate Relationship Test
Ho ho ho..ly snowflakes, this is gonna be good
Have you ever wondered why Santa Claus is always so jolly?
Here’s a little-known secret: it’s not just the milk and cookies. It’s because he’s never had to engage in the time-honored tradition of the Fighting Bush. This festive season rite of passage has baffled elves, reindeer, and mistletoe enthusiasts alike.
It’s a test of wills, a dance of determination, and a hilarious escapade that can leave even the most seasoned holiday veterans in stitches.
Imagine a challenge so mystifying yet so ordinary, that it has become the stuff of legend in holiday lore. It’s not about dodging snowballs or racing to find the last gift at the mall.
No, it’s something far more…evergreen. And it’s not just about the leaves or needles.
So, grab your holiday spirit (and maybe a pair of protective gloves), and let’s talk about The Fighting Bush.
What Exactly Is the Fighting Bush?
The Fighting Bush is a humorous term that’s gained popularity as a metaphor for the challenges couples sometimes face while setting up a Christmas tree.
If you know, you know.
The process, which often involves untangling lights, debating over decorations, and navigating the logistics of tree setup, can be a surprising test of a relationship’s strength.
It’s a lighthearted way to acknowledge the small battles that sometimes occur in the midst of what should be a joyous holiday task. Not all couples face this challenge — but if you do, read on for some helpful and (hopefully) humorous tips.
Artificial vs. Real Trees: Different Challenges, Same Test
The Fighting Bush test differs depending on the type of tree you choose (so choose wisely).
Here is my simple breakdown of the differences:
- Artificial Trees: These require assembly, often leading to debates over the correct way to fluff branches or the order of section assembly.
- Real Trees: The challenge begins with selecting the perfect tree, followed by the task of transporting it home, ensuring it stands straight, and constantly managing pine needle fallout.
Why the Fighting Bush is Essential for Relationships
The Fighting Bush experience is a microcosm of relationship dynamics.
It highlights how couples handle stress, work together, communicate, and resolve conflicts. This holiday task can bring out the best and worst in people, making it an excellent litmus test for the health of a relationship.
Communication and Teamwork
- Problem-Solving Together: Deciding on decoration themes or solving the puzzle of tree assembly requires collaborative problem-solving skills.
- Communication: Clear and patient communication is key, especially when opinions differ on aesthetic choices or when troubleshooting tree-related issues. Leave the, “Are you really putting THAT on the tree?” to yourself and opt for something more like, “You sure have eclectic taste! Let’s see how it looks over on this side of the tree. We want to spread around your decorating genius.”
Patience and Compromise
- Understanding and Patience: Patience is tested when things don’t go as planned, such as tangled lights or unstable tree stands.
- Compromise: Couples learn the art of compromise, balancing each other’s preferences and ideas to create a tree that reflects their shared tastes.
How to Win the Fighting Bush Test with Your Partner
By “win” I mean together, not dominating your partner (as fun as that might sound to either of you).
It’s all about approaching the test with the right mindset and strategies. Here’s a step-by-step guide to ensure you both come out as winners in this unique relationship test.
Step 1: Set Expectations Together
- Discuss Preferences: Before embarking on your tree adventure, talk about what each of you envisions for your tree. This can include the size, type (real or artificial), and decoration theme.
- Set a Budget: Agree on a budget for the tree and decorations to avoid any financial stress.
Step 2: Plan the Process
- Choose a Time: Select a time when both of you are relaxed and not rushed. This can help in minimizing stress.
- Assign Roles: Decide who will do what. For example, one can handle the lights while the other focuses on ornaments. This division of labor can prevent stepping on each other’s toes.
Step 3: Communication is Key
- Stay Open and Patient: Keep the lines of communication open. If something is frustrating you, express it calmly.
- Listen Actively: Be attentive to your partner’s ideas and concerns. This can help in understanding their perspective and finding common ground.
Step 4: Embrace Teamwork
- Work Together on Challenges: Whether untangling lights or securing the tree in the stand, face these challenges together.
- Celebrate Small Wins: Acknowledge and celebrate small accomplishments along the way, like successfully stringing the lights or finding the perfect spot for the tree. I recommend celebrating with some Egg Nog or your favorite adult beverage.
Step 5: Compromise and Flexibility
- Be Willing to Compromise: Not every aspect of the tree needs to be a joint decision. Allow each other to make individual choices for certain decorations.
- Stay Flexible: If things don’t go as planned, be willing to adapt. Sometimes the best memories come from unplanned moments.
Step 6: Enjoy the Moment
- Have Fun: Remember, this is supposed to be an enjoyable activity. Play some holiday music, have snacks, and make it a fun date night. If you don’t have an actual fireplace, use YouTube fireplace videos as a nice stand-in.
- Reflect on the Experience: After completing the task, take a moment to appreciate the effort both of you put in and the beautiful result of your teamwork.
Step 7: Learn and Grow
- Discuss the Experience: Talk about what you learned from this experience and how it can be applied to other aspects of your relationship.
- Acknowledge Growth: Recognize how this experience has helped you grow as a couple. It’s not just about the tree — it’s about strengthening your bond.
Final Thoughts
If you can survive the Fighting Bush, you’re basically invincible as a couple.
So, embrace the chaos, laugh at the tangles, and high-five after every ornament hung. After all, if your love can outlast a round with a Christmas tree, it’s ready for anything.
Deck the halls and may the odds be ever in your favor.
