Your Sex Robot Is Ready (But Are You?)
Siri, love me long time
[DING: Your Phone Vibrates in Your Pocket or Purse]
In the middle of work or some innocent conversation with a friend, you subtly check the notification:
Notification: Your Sex Robot Is Ready.
But are YOU ready? And is the world ready for mainstream sex robots?
The new frontier of machine sex is not that far off and the consequences could be downright unsettling.
Oh That? It’s Just My Sex Robot
Sex robots have come a long way from flesh-lights and vibrating dildos.
They now look more lifelike than ever. Their heads move, they blink, they can do things with their mouths that make even the most sex-positive person blush.
And now they can talk and even “feel” your every touch with sensory panels embedded into their silicone skin.
We don’t yet have fully mobile sex robots that can throw you around, change positions by themselves, or bang you like a real person. But all of that is coming.
And probably sooner than any of us think.
Case in point — Here is a video from three years ago:
Imagine this scenario: You go to a woman’s or man’s house for the first time and can’t help but notice the human looking robot standing motionless in the corner.
Or maybe in a nearby closet (the new version of stashing a sex toy in a nightstand drawer).
You ask, “Hey, so…what’s that thing?”
“Oh,” they say. “That’s just my sex robot.”
Maybe they have a name for it (They probably do): “That’s Alexis No-Hole-Is-the-Wrong-Hole” or “That’s Chad Cock-for-Days.”
Are You Ready for Sex Robots? (Let’s Find Out)
You might feel curious, concerned, or cuckolded by the robot.
As a man, you might stare at the perfect six-pack abs and perfectly sized gigantic horse penis with envy (and maybe a stitch of shame).
As a woman, you might feel excited by the possibilities or offended by the prognosis of someone customizing a robot woman to fit their specific height, weight, and body shape preferences.
Either way, there’s no way you can compete with the perfect specimen that you see before you.
You aren’t 6 foot with bulging biceps, a strong jaw, and a French accent (like the robot). You love going down on your partner, but an unbroken hour to two of it without a need or want for any reciprocation? Your mouth hurts just thinking about it.
And, damnit, your penis just doesn’t vibrate like a possessed pogo-stick.
On the other hand, you probably also aren’t 23 with a 23-year-old’s unvarnished body, perky boobs, and “never say no” attitude.
You certainly might not be able to compete with two or three sex doll robots who all but worship your dude. (Yeah, did I mention the future is full of robot orgies?).
So, are you ready? Maybe or maybe not, but these kinds of robots are probably on their way in the next decade or two.
The Good, Bad, and Ugly of Sex Robots
First, the good.
Having your own sex robot can be a way to get your needs fulfilled, experiment sexually, and express your inner sexiness — all without the risk of STDs or pregnancies.
Those are major pluses.
For people with social anxiety or other limitations, sex robots can fill an accessibility gap (no pun intended).
Besides, now you know what to get your lonely grandpa or grandma for their birthday 😆. A nice young, sexy robot model who can also be a companion. They might as well be able to cook and clean, too.
Although those might be costly upgrades.
Now for the bad.
Sex robots might result in relationship issues including self-isolation, elimination of human interaction, distorted views of gender, ethical conundrums, jealousy, envy, and dissatisfaction.
Think about how social media filters distort our perception of ourselves and others. Could robot sex dilute our ability to enjoy real sex like the fantasy of porn sometimes does?
I don’t know but I think it’s a valid concern.
What about the ugly?
That deserves it’s own section.
The Dark Truth of Robot Sex “They” Don’t Want You To Know
Disclaimer: Some of the information in this section may be triggering.
“They” being someone I’ve probably made up as a stand-in for the rich illuminati that want to introduce population control through soft breeding limits.
Aka, robot sex.
Maybe that’s not all bad. And it’s almost certainly a conspiracy theory with no grounding.
But it’s an interesting thought experiment. I wouldn’t put it past some dictator somewhere having wet dreams about it. Which means it’s not so far out of the boundaries of what could be possible.
But it gets uglier. Much uglier.
If you lose your virginity to a robot, what does that mean? Does it mean anything at all? Did you really even lose your virginity? Is robot sex cheating or not? Is abusing a robot sex doll real abuse or the same as blowing up your lawnmower in the backyard?
What about sex robots for prisoners as a method of reducing violence. What about robots for pedophiles…I can’t even make myself write about it, much less imagine the sick possibilities.
Final Thoughts
Look, people are already digitally marrying AI companions and paying out the wazoo to erotically chat with an AI “Doppelganger” version of a social media influencer.
Not to mention, “resurrect” dead relatives with artificial intelligence “clones.”
In such a world, is an army of robots that want to sex us into oblivion really all that impossible?
