TrumPooning Tunes

100,000 .. uh .. My Favorite Tweets?

Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things”← Play it, Sing it!

Harper Thorpe
Resistance Poetry
Published in
2 min readMay 28, 2020

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Humble Donny Trump refuses credit for another milestone of his presidency — not journalist deaths or Kurd deaths or deaths in Yemen but — deaths in America! (Artwork © Nancy Ohanian — Used With Permission)

Re-spon-si-bil-i-ty, not a word I like
I like au-thor-i-ty: Middle East drone strike
Winning the COVID War! (Pence-proofed deceits)
These are a few of my favorite tweets

Testing and masking are both overrated
Science rejecting, C-D-C frustrated
Distancing socialist press in their seats
Ask stupid questions ’bout my fav’rite tweets

Game changer chloroqine pushed by Fox prime time
We’re in collusion, but no I-G, no crime
Make money pushing drugs, Dr. Trump Treats
Chloroquine news conf’rence, Hydroxy tweets

ㅤㅤWhen it’s Sunday
ㅤㅤGolf is my pray
ㅤㅤWhile my flocks in church
ㅤㅤI hope they took chloroquine — not me, I lied
ㅤㅤ“Who’ll do what I say?” research

I was the first to call ‘it’ a pandemic
Not worried, old and black deaths proved endemic
Tax bailouts prop-up donor’s balance sheets
I give, then they…

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Harper Thorpe
Resistance Poetry

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!