TrumPooning Tunes
100,000 .. uh .. My Favorite Tweets?
Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things”← Play it, Sing it!
Re-spon-si-bil-i-ty, not a word I like
I like au-thor-i-ty: Middle East drone strike
Winning the COVID War! (Pence-proofed deceits)
These are a few of my favorite tweets
Testing and masking are both overrated
Science rejecting, C-D-C frustrated
Distancing socialist press in their seats
Ask stupid questions ’bout my fav’rite tweets
Game changer chloroqine pushed by Fox prime time
We’re in collusion, but no I-G, no crime
Make money pushing drugs, Dr. Trump Treats
Chloroquine news conf’rence, Hydroxy tweets
ㅤㅤWhen it’s Sunday
ㅤㅤGolf is my pray
ㅤㅤWhile my flocks in church
ㅤㅤI hope they took chloroquine — not me, I lied
ㅤㅤ“Who’ll do what I say?” research
I was the first to call ‘it’ a pandemic
Not worried, old and black deaths proved endemic
Tax bailouts prop-up donor’s balance sheets
I give, then they…