Catchy Title

Photo by Alan Bishop on Unsplash

Tell me how you want it…
Ok, I’ll give you a clue
With these high performing numerals
3, 5, 7 — Wait,
Can you hold please? While I anxiously bait this line?
While you wait,
Here’s 9
Recycled concepts
And a ripe, informative how-to

Followed by shock factor,
Sex tipped titles,
CAPITALIZED, HORNY and BOLD,
Hovering above
A small, tantalizing hint in the sub

But no! I’ll cast a long shot, one that cleverly lures —
Oh! I got one, I got one!
Fish on the line!
Quick, quick, keep reading this!
I’ll pump furiously and reel you in
Muscled thick with san serif
Churning, fast, focused,
Win! Win! Win!

Straining, white knuckled and heaving,
Bent back in full Matrix limbo
Trust me, this is as low as anyone can possibly go
I’m determined, pulling,
My angle: just right
And finally you’re captivated,
Hooked, gripped real tight

Now I want you to applaud loudly everyone
And acknowledge this crafty little trick
I’ve got you now
Click
Click
Click

K. Mercurio, 2020