Dishpan Hands

Poetic Rage at №45

Photo by Claudia van Zyl on Unsplash

Dishpan hands
Too many plans
For cooking and cleaning
Who needs to be preening
With dishpan hands?

Dishpan hands
Where are the plans
to get more testing?
You shouldn’t be resting.
Get off your fat ass
Learn to be less crass
Put on your big-boy pants.

Dishpan hands
I am no fan.
Cannot get lotion
What a commotion!
UV light in your lungs
How is that fun?
You big bag of dung.

Dishpan hands
Cleaning all those pans
Disinfectant wipes
What’s with all the hype.
Injecting bleach
Boy was that a reach.
Please fly to a Florida beach.

Dishpan hands
Have a new plan.
Wearing a bikini
I will serve you a Lysoltini
With my dishpan hands.