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Doctor, Doctor, I Hate The News

Change voter’s disdain to pity views

Artwork © Nancy Ohanian — Used With Permission

Sung to Robert Palmer’s Doctor, Doctor, Gimme the News … Bad Case Of Loving You (Play it ← → Sing it!)

Super spreader nights, Parscale’s derailed
If I don’t win, likely be jailed
Time to tell my biggest lies
October CO…VID surprise

Doctor Conley, give them the word
I’m planning to lead the COVID herd
Just tell them you did my test
Remember, what’s best for me’s the best

My tax returns showed I’m a bus’ness cheat
Lost the debate, was a sound defeat
“Stand back, stand by,” Proud Boys denounced
Same as Proud Boys’ support announced!

Doctor, Doctor, Atlas I mean
Take me to Walt Reed on One Marine
“Herd mentality?” you said
Not me but — two million will be dead!

<Guitar Solo> Whoa