TrumPooning Tunes
Dr. Fauci Corrects Dr. Trump
Their duet sung to Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe”
The Doc: They say you’re dumb and it sure shows
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤPlease shut up, and leave it to the pros
The Don: I have no cred, I know that’s true
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBut I look smart, while standing next to you
The Doc: Fact
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYou did not act
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤNow must distract
The Doc: Corona hoax? Let me be straight
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤJust like your “faith”, you got religion late
The Don: No argument, I still don’t believe
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBut thankful my flock’s easy to deceive
The Don: God
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI am not awed
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤGimme a broad
The Don: I’ve been hyping therapies
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDr. Trump’s home remedies
The Doc: Can’t help yourself, you’re a con
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI’ll tell the truth, when I’m called on
The Doc: Economy is hurting bad
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤSo many jobs are lost and that’s so sad
The Don: I’m losing money, there’s no doubt
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBut hidden in 4 trillion’s my bailout
