Eenie Meenie Miny Moe

it’s decision time

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by Joe Váradi

Eenie meenie miny moe
This special counsel’s got to go

Barking up the family tree
Threatening my liberty

Or do I fire Rosenstein
My presidency’s on the line

These two put me in a pickle
Firing would be tac-ticul

Though not the greatest strategy
— like writing my own eulogy

Or, should I just wait and see
What they really have on me

Naaah …

Which to fire, I don’t know
Eenie meenie miny moe …

I dedicate this piece to Mary Holden :-)

This is a presidential companion poem to:

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Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
Resistance Poetry

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