Flatter Me To Flatter The Curve

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Remember my words from Davos? Just weeks ago?
Asked if virus was a concern, I said, “Not at all, No.”
Well, now, about “China virus” I have a “natural ability”
To be expert, “super genius”, and the best at humility.
“We” as I told you “have it well under control.”
We stopped that one China guy with border patrol.
Flatter me. I can’t get enough praise from my wife,
So flatter me, like a Fox, in exchange for your life.
Everyone will be tested, if you do as I say
Let’s pack the pews like stuffed coffins on
Easter Sunday