Keep Calm and Slogan On

From your friendly parliamentary focus group

Image by Wilfried Pohnke from Pixabay

Things can only get better
in alarm clock Britain.
A big society,
not big government.

Like a takeaway restaurant,
Britain can deliver
a get Brexit done exit.

No deal is better than a bad deal.

So, does that mean no Brexit
is better than a bad Brexit?

Let’s take back control.
There’ll be ferries galore
for stash and dash Carrefour,
read the fine print on your
takeaway terms and conditions.

Brexit means Brexit,
a red, white and blue exit.

No!
Too Tricolorish,
too French, or Belgic chic
for a bargain basement Britain,
that’s just about managing.

Let’s exit Brexit.
A very British bollocks to Brexit!

You can’t say that,
it’s the will of the people.
Which people? Them people.