TrumPooning Tunes

Like A Rolling (Roger) Stone

Trump’s friend took care of him — now Roger expects the same!

Artwork © Nancy Ohanian — Used With Permission

Sung to the tune of Bob Dylan’s Like a Rolling Stone ←Play it, Sing it!

Once upon a time I dressed so fine
Played my dirty tricks, that’s no crime, Scott Free*
Me and Paul, made a good call, if Trump don’t fall
I’m sure he plans to ’a— pardon me
Witnesses twist and shout
Everybody’s flipp’n, Trump’s freakin’ out
Manafort lied out loud
I’m simply drawin’ a crowd
Accused Mueller of indicting — so I’ll squeal

That’s how I feel
Pardon’s my deal
To lying I am prone
Got WhatsApp still on my phone
Stone Cold Roger Stone

So I’ve talked to Guccifer two-point-o, G-R-U
And I knew Mueller’s view would be I’m it — deep in shit
Nobody’s ever caught me, though they tried, I always lied
Back then, Mueller thought he also had Trump — deep in it
Attack, rat pack, counterattack
Deny everything, never defend, don’t turn your back
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