TrumPooning Tunes
Like A Rolling (Roger) Stone
Trump’s friend took care of him — now Roger expects the same!
Sung to the tune of Bob Dylan’s Like a Rolling Stone ←Play it, Sing it!
Once upon a time I dressed so fine
Played my dirty tricks, that’s no crime, Scott Free*
Me and Paul, made a good call, if Trump don’t fall
I’m sure he plans to ’a— pardon me
Witnesses twist and shout
Everybody’s flipp’n, Trump’s freakin’ out
Manafort lied out loud
I’m simply drawin’ a crowd
Accused Mueller of indicting — so I’ll squeal
That’s how I feel
Pardon’s my deal
To lying I am prone
Got WhatsApp still on my phone
Stone Cold Roger Stone
So I’ve talked to Guccifer two-point-o, G-R-U
And I knew Mueller’s view would be I’m it — deep in shit
Nobody’s ever caught me, though they tried, I always lied
Back then, Mueller thought he also had Trump — deep in it
Attack, rat pack, counterattack
Deny everything, never defend, don’t turn your back
Play dumb about the Russian hack
Entertain fake news and then give Judges flack
I told them, I won’t — make a deal
That’s how I feel
Pardon’s my deal
Corsi’s on his own
Both our covers blown
Still I’m more well known
Stone Cold Roger Stone
When the FBI arrived to seize my stuff
Thought the SWAT teams were enough
Don’t know why they — drew their guns
Didn’t understand why this bad boy band
Weren’t impressed by pulled-down boxers
Show’n-off — rock hard buns
I bragged about my back channel to those Wikileaks
Feds looking at my phones with their Fed techniques
It won’t work, so they’ll be wasting geeks
Worst part is I’ll be gagged for weeks
Already shared with Don everything — we could steal
That’s how I feel
Pardon’s my deal
I’m not on my own
I will soon be home
I know Trump won’t disown
Stone Cold Roger Stone
Fast forward I’m convicted cause I lied, and as depicted
I’m a dirty trickster, still I — got it made
Protectin’ Trump my motive
Which you better know will payoff with a — future pardon played
Trump used to be so amused
At my lying to the Congress and the witness I abused
Now I’m guilty, I’ll call him, he can’t refuse
’Cause he knows what I know, and what he’s got to lose
Now his impeachment looms, I still got secrets — to conceal
That’s how I feel
Ah, pardon’s my deal
In jail I’ve been thrown
Trump will get me home
If he’s still on the throne
Stone Cold Roger Stone
* Who is Scott Free? In a Roger Stone related tweet in 2018, Trump misused a medieval idiom, “scot-free,” a centuries-old phrase meaning to escape punishment, which has nothing to do with a person named Scott.
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And now, BobDylan sings Like A Rolling Stone:
