Mueller Mueller, Quite Contrary

nursery rhyme for a political hangover

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by Joe Váradi

Mueller Mueller, Quite Contrary
How does your report go?
Palace intrigue and hubris a-plenty,
Nothing to see here tho'

Yes he courted Russians,
Yes he pressured Sessions,
Missteps of an amateur, we feel,
Not treasonous transgressions …

Had we proof he didn’t obstruct
We would thus clearly state —
Lacking firm ground to indict, we’ll
Opt to not exonerate.

Big man’s taken his victory lap,
Claims he’s nothing to fear —
Southern District of New York,
You guys got it from here?

Thanks for reading! How are you processing this post Muller report reality? Let me know in the comments. Here are a few more from the Resistance archives:

And Then There Were None

Fly on the Wall