Pastor Earl Wise of Alabama just plain tells it …

“How these gals came up with this,

I don’t know.

They must have had some

sweet dreams somewhere

down the line.”

…

Oh yes for sure

Pastor Earl Wise,

sweet, sweet dreams

of violent sexual assault

in a locked vehicle

in a dark car park

behind the diner

in the dead of night,

…

“Plus,

there are

some 14-year-olds

who …

the way they look,

could pass for 20,”

…

Oh I know

just take a little

look at that

little 14 year

one over

there’s,

easy to see

as 20,

so easy.

…

“I don’t know

how much

these women

are getting paid,

but I can only believe

they’re getting

a healthy sum,”

…

Oh yes,

perhaps George Soros,

or some secret Jewish

liberal slush fund,

or perhaps those

homosexuals,

wouldn’t put

it past them,

no sirree Bob.

…

Earl Wise is a Christian,

just to let

you know,

just in case …

you were wondering

& such,

him being a Pastor

& all.