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POTUS

Sung to Barbra Streisand’s “People”← Play it — Sing it!

Harper Thorpe
Resistance Poetry
Published in
1 min readApr 30, 2020

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© Nancy Ohanian — Used With Permission

POTUS,
POTUS, Self-PROMOTUS,
The false flag of this POTUS is unfurled.
He’s childlike, planning for a Fourth Reich.
This faux Christian disdains gay pride,
Clearly racist inside,
Beware this dictator’s a traitor.

Virus, Coro’not desirous,
But when POTUS got notice, heard he hurled.
His election
Derailed by an infection.

He claimed it’s under control,
Pursued his shift-the-blame goal.
Railed at rallies, golfed bad
Squandered time we had, but he is POTUS,
Same guy Stormy’d FLOTUS.
He’s the best self PROMOTUS in the world.

This from Mike Pence:
“My praise of POTUS makes sense.
Worried ’bout VP replace.
Swap mine for Nik Haley’s face.
If Joe chooses a chick,
Ticket’s lipstick plus the dipstick, POTUS,
Though my praise is bogus,
He’s the best Self-PROMOTUS in the world.”

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Harper Thorpe
Resistance Poetry

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!