Prez Vacay

Dennett
Dennett
Aug 9, 2017 · 2 min read
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Not a vacation
Hard at work
Critical tweets
Parties to crash —
Not a vacation
I work harder than
Anyone
Who never
Takes
Vacations!

Damn that slice —
Not playing golf — no,
Meetings on the greens —
Not a vacation
I never take vacation
I work harder
Than any
President
Ever!

TV shows to watch —
Keeping up, ya know,
Tweeting in the night —
Not a vacation
I work harder
Than any
President
Ever,
Especially
Obama!

Keeping track of
North Korea
And Mueller
While perfecting my swing
Oops,
While developing diplomacy
Between countries
Some countries
Somewhere —
Not a vacation
I work harder
Than any
American
In the
History of
America!

My bud Enrique
Called, discussing
The Wall
And how he’ll pay
He said
I work harder
Than anyone
Who
Ever
Built
A Wall
In the
History of
Wall-building!

My bro, Vlad,
Tweeted from
His fishing trip —
Now that’s a vacay!
You work too hard, Comrade
Vlad said
You need a break —
Try shirtless fishing.
No, not me!
I don’t take breaks
I work harder
Than all of
My many
Russian
Friends!

Yep, that’s me —
Workaholic Prez!
Never a break
Always diligent
Always informed —
I work harder
Than anyone
Ever
In the
History
Of the
World!

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I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.

Resistance Poetry

Verse as Commentary

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