Gild the Lily
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1 min readNov 20, 2017
The White House ain’t my kind of place,
Not enough gilt and lace.
Stuffy old portraits pose,
Wigged dudes in silken hose.
Furnishings I abhor,
Dark wood is such a bore.
Hon, it’s time I changed the decor.
Harper Thorpe, can you name that jingle?
