TrumPooning Tunes

Toxic Docs On Fox

Sung to the tune of “We’re Off to See the Wizard” (of Oz)

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and swims like a duck, it’s probably three quacks! (Image Source)

We’re off to see the Doctor,
Alternative med doctor, Oz.
Fox hack, some say a quack of a Doc
He makes-up shit for applause.
Acceptable deaths for our kids at school,
Mortality rate 2-percent is cruel
On Fox and Friends this fool from Trump’s cesspool
Proved fake news on Fox suffers no gag rule.
We’re off to see the Doctor,
The quack TV doctor called Oz.

We’re off to see the Doctor,
A quack TV doctor named Phil.
A fake, Phil can’t prescribe you a pill
Advice is his power drill.
No medical license, a Trump-like con.
Psychology license withdrawn, it’s gone.
Says COVID kills like cigarettes and cars.
See Fox likes fraud Docs who are TV stars.
We’re off to see a Trump shill,
A quack TV doctor named Phil.