TrumPooning Tunes

Trump Fears Book of Revelations

Evangelicals don’t want to know

So this is what a Bible looks like. I didn’t recognize it upside down. It’s still my favorite book! (Image Source)

DJ Trump sings The Beatles’ “Do You Want To Know A Secret” badly.

You’ll never know how many times I’ve conned you
So gullible, I bet you think I care

Christians — do you want to know a secret
I am prob’ly going to Hell
Go (oh-oh-oh) with me
I’m the Chosen One, it’s clear
Satan whispered in my ear
“I have chosen you,” ooh

Christians — COVIneptitude’s no secret
I’m allowing deaths to swell
Pro (oh-oh-oh) life-not
Now pro-posing to delay
The November Dump Trump Day
I don’t pray, will you? ooh

I took hydroxy for a week or two
I’m still the same — still no clue

Chickens — Are you sure they were not turkeys?
I’m not cog-ni-tive-ly well
Slow (oh-oh-oh) poser
I believe in Demon Sperm
Evangelicals, don’t squirm
It cures COVID too, ooh