Trump is #2 (or Up Shit Creek)

Harper Thorpe
Aug 24, 2017 · 2 min read
“The Shart of the Deal” author should not wear khakis. (Image from from Trump’s favorite Anonymous Source)

A 3-year-old grandson should not know disdain
But for Trump’s division decision
He asks, “why is anyone still on Trump’s train?”
Concluded Trump must have no vision

Grandpa, if Trump can’t see you or see me,
Then what’s, for our country, in store?
When he’s pissing on Congress, so mad he can’t see
Does he pee all over Paul’s floor?

Joey, you’re funny and very astute
Senate’s Mitch and Trump saw eye to eye
Then Trump took a dump on Mitch’s new suit
McConnell just figured out why

Maybe this answer is one you can buy
Just don’t use the room with Trump’s vapor
This short-sighted asshole is also the guy
Who’ll steal the remaining poop paper.

++ Inspired by Allan Ishac’s satire and the “Take a Number Please” prompt from Caleb Ramsby and Meg. ++

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Harper Thorpe

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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