Trump is #2 (or Up Shit Creek)

A 3-year-old grandson should not know disdain
But for Trump’s division decision
He asks, “why is anyone still on Trump’s train?”
Concluded Trump must have no vision
Grandpa, if Trump can’t see you or see me,
Then what’s, for our country, in store?
When he’s pissing on Congress, so mad he can’t see
Does he pee all over Paul’s floor?
Joey, you’re funny and very astute
Senate’s Mitch and Trump saw eye to eye
Then Trump took a dump on Mitch’s new suit
McConnell just figured out why
Maybe this answer is one you can buy
Just don’t use the room with Trump’s vapor
This short-sighted asshole is also the guy
Who’ll steal the remaining poop paper.

++ Inspired by Allan Ishac’s satire and the “Take a Number Please” prompt from Caleb Ramsby and Meg. ++
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