When meeting someone new
there’s a couple of things to do. Don’t sit on chocolate
in the summertime don’t make fart jokes cause you think
it’s cute. Don’t make good jokes out of bad problems
don’t let your ego make you honest definitely don’t forget
to account for condensation. Don’t think of personal histories
as laundry chutes don’t make fart jokes cause you think
it’s cute I can’t stress that one enough it’s more important
than the others. Don’t forget to do the little things that
sometimes leave you sitting on chocolate
in the summertime. Don’t oscillate between too far
and too close don’t accidentally get and then give
motion sickness. Don’t tell them you’re left handed
definitely don’t tell them what month you were born in.
Definitely don’t hide your stupid smile
when you’ve been genuinely intrigued.
