World Series of Politics 2017
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2 min readJul 30, 2017
Home Team GOP Haters
VS
Visitors DNC Under Dogs
I am a political ball
Bouncing off the wall
I’m over the plate
Where they swing with hate
Bases were loaded
When the players voted
Health care for all
Foul they call
They tried to steal
With an empty appeal
With amendments Dems do stall
Strike three, the umpire’s call
GOP tried to hit me from the park
Caught by a Dem, they missed their mark
Two down one out to call
Looks like the GOP will fall
On equality, their coach does balk
He tried to run before he could walk
The fans in an uproar
But look at the score
For the skinny repeal
There was no deal
Dems win again
A shout out and a big amen
55 Nays
45 Yays
Patsy, 2017
