Merry Bed Bugs and Dog Urine
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1 min readDec 24, 2015
by m.s.wardrip
Six AM… Wake to a ruckus,
Fell asleep in the recliner,
Dog under the chair,
I raise and lower the lever,
To discover there,
The dog peed in the carpet,
The Bed Bugs bite my back,
Very bad news,
The neighbors smoke crack.
I think I’ll move to Manilla,
Grab me a pillow,
And sleep on the roof.
Merry Christmas Eve.