There’s A Button For That

By m.s.wardrip

I really could use a good massage… since I’ve never had one.

A country home, a city home, a Summer home, a Lake home, a Beach home, a Mountain home… a Foreign home or two or three… I could use all of these.

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There is a button for that.

Push it!

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