Why Mountain Dew is the Only Choice

by m.s.wardrip

It’s BEST!

Besides…..

Mountains + Dew !!!

I drink Mtn. Dew because it makes me… gives me… let’s me…

1. Feel like a complete person
2. Feel like I’m on top of the world
3. Taste the taste of my taste.
4. Go the distance.
5. Feel alive
6. Feel arrived
7. Feel happy
8. Feel satisfied
9. Feel my body
10. Fill my body
11. Be together in spirit
12. Be alive and aware
13. On top of things
14. Can see from the top of the hill
15. I can do it
16. I am winning
17. I win!
18. This is great!
19. This is fun!
20. This is real!
21. Mountain Dew is the deal
22. No drink another
23. There is no other
24. The Dew is it
25. The Dew is the shit
26. Do the Dew
27. Dew done did
28. Dew Dew Dew… lookin’ out my back door.
29. Just got home from Illinois… and got me Dew.
30. Dew is the reason
31. Mtn Dew, How do you do?
32. I’m Dewin’ fine!
33. How do you Dew?
34. Just like this! Sip, Guzzle, Sip.
35. I’m going to Dew something great!
36. I’m Dewing it now. I’m drinking Dew.
37. Dew, Dew, Dew da, Dah, Dah, Dah
38. Dew the dew is few in the pew
39. Dat’s okay, on the outside we do the dew.
40. Doing the Dew is like a few new balloons.
41. Smile when the Dew goes down
42. Do the Dew with clowns
43. Do the Dew within towns
44. Do the Dew and have no frowns
45. The Dew is good for crowns
46. Dew is good to chase coffee grounds down
47. Dewing the Dew is like chewing the clue
48. Do the do, It’s the thing to do.
49. When I do the Dew and make the company a few, they will compensate me too…. true? Do the Dew through and through and I hope it sees us through and through.
50. So, what do you do? Do the Dew! Mountain Dew!!!