Astronomically Improbable Astrology #6
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
You may see your drive to succeed and aim for perfection as your strengths, as your springboards to push you forward in life, but if you keep as you are, they will cripple you. You need to understand that resting and making mistakes are just as important as initial accomplishments. Otherwise, when you eventually fall, you will find it difficult to get back up.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
The borders between our world and the next have been breached. Do not let them pass into ours. [ERROR] Do not let them pass — [ERROR] Do not let — [ERROR] D o n o t — [ERROR] [ERROR] Let them pass into ours. They are us. Let them pass into ours. We are them.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Things are going to slow down for a little while. It won’t always be at the same pace, but it will most often be around half normal speed. Be sure to pay extra attention and keep your focus. We all know that in the end, it was the tortoise who defeated the hare.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
The season is changing and the winds are blowing strong. Prepare yourself for new encounters and new friends. Take advantage of when they appear.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Word has been received by the beings which inhabit the Vices and Virtues lights that your arrival has come, as prophesied. This is an auspicious event and They wish to meet with you to discuss your destiny. Flee or be culled in their wish to never let it come to pass.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Much adversity will be coming your way and it will be coming quick. Your first instinct when you find yourself slipping will be to close yourself off from others. This will only hurt you further in the long run.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
Make your way to the North Campus shuttle. There is something special waiting inside just for you. Believe me. It was waiting just for me, once.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Loss is an unfortunate fact of life. It is how we deal with loss, and not just our gains, that shows who we truly are as people. Now is a time for you to reflect on your reactions and to make sure you try learning from these losses and bettering yourself in the face of them.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
We carry with us the things with which we cannot bear to part with: our hopes, our dreams, our pasts. Even our pain is something we cannot allow ourselves to let go of; they have defined us and continue to define us for so long that without it, we do not know who we are. It is time you let go of some of those things lest you be crushed under the weight.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
The trees in the woods are singing, speaking, silent. We have told you that we have made them that way, and we have not lied. The souls we put inside have been forced to sing their lament, speak their pain, and stay silent on the truth. We are now creating another tree. We wonder which type you will be.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Things may not have been looking up recently but that is because your world is currently in a rapid state of change. Everything is up in the air and tumultuous, so wait out the waves. Once they calm down, you will realize how much better things are than they were before.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
The skies are dripping, dripping, pouring not with rain but with the colors of your emotions. They are bleeding outside of you into the air and draining you dry. The blacks and blues and neon pinks crash to the earth and leave stains upon everything they touch. Except you. Soon you will have no color at all, inside or out.
