Astronomically Improbable Astrology #5
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
You have failed your duty. The fire has died, the hearth grown cold. Ice creeps up the walls, into your room. It creeps its way inside you. It is your penance.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
Love comes in many forms: the platonic, the sexual, the romantic, and the obsessive. Now is the time to fully understand which forms you share with those around you, which you should help grow and which you need to nip in the bud. While you may love love, not all loves are healthy for you right this moment.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Times may seem hard and that there aren’t enough hours in the day, but keep working hard. Keep moving forward. This stretch of heavy course loads will soon end and set itself back to something more manageable. Do not let yourself fall too far behind or you will never catch up.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
It is making its rounds this week. Listen for three knocks at the Witching Hour. Two or four are fine but three, lock your doors and windows. Do not let anyone in, even your best friend. It is not who you think.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Long distances may seem impossible to overcome but that is only if you give up on crossing those lengths. Call your parents. Facetime your friends. Send a message to someone you regretted losing touch with. Making the effort can only work in your favor.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Your name is written in her book in glitter gel pen, lined up next to the others. What is this list of hers for? Why does she keep it up so meticulously? I do not know but I would be cautious if I were you. She is both the sinner and the saint. Anything or nothing can happen.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
A healthy body makes for a happier life. Make sure to feed your meat sack three times a day and water at even hours. This may be difficult to remember sometimes, especially when a body is still new.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
The answers you are looking for cannot be found in man or in the stars. Pay Mother Nature a visit instead. Only she knows your truths.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
You may be the hero in some tales, but you are not in this one. Instead, you are the wayward traveler, the secret keeper, even at times the fool. Do not be disheartened. While you may not receive the glory of the hero, your role to play is important and the hero cannot fulfill their duty without you. Take pride in your role. Your next story will arrive soon anyway.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
The past can be hard to forget, even when it is best to do so. This is not one of those times. Burying the hatchet will only make yourself feel worse and be counterproductive in your relationships. The way they hurt you should not be forgiven. They will only repeat the past and hurt you again.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
As the saying goes, listen to your heart. Its instincts and opinions can be just as good as or even better than those of your mind. Hold your heart in your hand and bring it up to your ear. Hear its whispers. Know yourself and act.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
The seventh chakra has been awakened. Cosmic Oneness has been achieved. Connect yourself to the universe. Be at peace. Assimilate. Be all loving. Assimilate. Lose yourself. Assimilate.
