A Wimpy Start to 2012
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One of the few things more awkward than Mayor Michael Bloomberg sporting an awful American flag sweater next to Lady GaGa’s glitter helmet on New Year’s Eve is watching Mike Ditka apologize. Do you know what Ditka said? He said Indianapolis Colts Quarterback Dan Orlovsky had a “good pollock name.” Yeah, that’s it. What’s next, you’ll have to apologize for making fun of Kris Humphries?
Occasionally I get down watching sports, no seriously. Watching finely tuned athletes in perfect physical shape, displaying acts of toughness that you couldn’t even dream about just makes me feel terrible about my flabby, out-shape self. And than Michael Beasley makes things all better. Even the training is like, Really?
That’s my bone, yep that’s what fingers are made of.
Look I’m not coming down on this nose picking Illinois ball boy dude because I go knuckle deep in my nose, but I wouldn’t do it on the sideline of a national televised football game. And what’s with the finger roll and examination? Is it ok, was it everything you expected it to be?
Damn, the ESPN SkyCam falling to the ground is crazy! Wait, did they just say that dude’s name is McNutt?
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