Add Gary Sinise To The List Of Terrible First Pitchers

What is happening in America when a grown ass man can’t throw a baseball 45 feet?

I mean this isn’t the lead singer of a Japanese girl band throwing a ball straight into the ground. This is Lt. Dan — Gary Sinise. He’s got magic legs…and a shitty arm. The problem with most people who throw very bad first pitches is that they try too hard to be good. As the mom from Rookie of the Year said, float it.

Dramatic One Liner [Cue Led Zeppelin]