Auburn Fan’s Guide To Sneaking Whiskey Into Football Game

Reddit’s College Football twitter account sent out this step-by-step guide, submitted by one of its users, on how to effectively sneak alcohol past security at a college football game.

The Auburn University fan boasts:

“I made it through 4 years of football games without ever being caught (thrown out at the gate) using this method.”

Here is the guide:

Run of the mill food saver vacuum sealer — about $30

Acquire the vacuum bags. Mine came with quite a few.

Cut the vacuum bag about a quarter inch larger than you want it on all sides. Remember, this will gain volume in the middle

The copper part is the heating element. We will not be using the vacuum part of the machine (black weather stripping).

Seal three sides of the bag only using the heating element part.

The filler

Fill the packet approximately 2/3 of the way full. You want some space to let it flatten out.

Make sure that the outside of the packet is dry and that it is not in the vacuuming part of the food saver.

It is easier with a friend to help hold it in the food saver.

You can put these behind your wallet, in your shoe, socks, hat, pants. Get creative and make a belt behind a belt.

Genius.