Big Baby Slobbers, Roenick Cries, and Ties aren’t for Americans
Glen “Big Baby” Davis scored 18 points off the bench to help the Boston Celtics win Game 4 of the 2010 NBA Finals against the Los Angles Lakers and tie the series at two games apiece. The Celtics won in many different categories, including giant slobbering spit balls. Davis did his best Jenna Jameson porn flick impression as he went to the rack and got fouled. This play reminded us of that scene in Gladiator when Russell Crowe comes home to find his wife and child hanging from his wife and burned. The scene gets very emotional until Crowe pulls away from her burnt feet and leaves a long salvia string behind…gross.
Let’s talk Hockey, congrats to the Chicago Blackhawks for winning the 2010 Stanley Cup it was 49 years in the making. My problem was with the post game celebration. Nothing to do with the Blackhawks but with the NBC announce team, specifically you, Jeremy Roenick. When asked what the Stanley Cup means to the city of Chicago, Roenick started to cry and said “Its the Chicago Blackhawks, man.” Roenick also played for the Flyers which begs the question, were we going to see Jeremy Roenick tears no matter who won?
Let’s talk College Football, and USC football will not be enjoying the post season for the next two seasons because of violations that occurred when Reggie Bush was in school. With Super Bowl ring, millions of dollars, and Kim Kardashian’s big ass, I think Bush is all set.
The World Cup is underway and most of America won’t care unless the US team does well. How can you tell an American sport versus an international sport? How it ends! If the sport can end in a tie, its not from America
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Ride The Pine : Big Baby Slobbers, Roenick Cries, and Ties aren’t for Americans
