Bill Belichick Is A Finger Licker

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is sure loving the shit out of his lunch at the NFL Combine in Indianapolis. The guy is knuckle deep in his leftover sauce and slamming it down his throat with his finger.

One of my major pet peeves involves people eating like an asshole — slurping soup, drinking milk straight from the cereal bowl, open-mouth chewers and especially finger lickers. Makes me nausea just thinking about it.

Bro, get a piece of bread to soak up that sauce.

Sidenote: I wouldn’t put it past Belichick to be licking his fingers so he chuckle to himself when he shakes hands with the Ryan brothers later.